my real name is *truck driving past sound* but everyone calls me dad
leo-arcana:

snoopdad:

"you still there, bruh?"
"yeah, i’m still here."

fun fact: that’s actually why otters hold hands/paws while sleeping

leo-arcana:

snoopdad:

"you still there, bruh?"

"yeah, i’m still here."

fun fact: that’s actually why otters hold hands/paws while sleeping

teamgif:

andrvw:

teamgif:

andrvw:

people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS

I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE 

is your caps lock broken or are you really this passionate about milk

milk is the only thing i have left

tocifer:

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

image

the biggest blackest dick

"Love goes through all times"
Kerstin Gier,Ruby Red (via favbookquote)
mephistos-cafe-lattes:

thequeerunderthestairs:

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THEM ALL JESUS CHRIST

look at the one just sitting all proper on the couch

mephistos-cafe-lattes:

thequeerunderthestairs:

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THEM ALL JESUS CHRIST

look at the one just sitting all proper on the couch

shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

comfort-and-close:

whobloidlostingublerlandsbakerst:

lifeisuselesswithoutpizza:

superwholock-is-my-hell:

allamericanheroine:

asriels:

boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak

#dont even get me started on bikini waxing

cramps

liquid eyeliner

Birthgiving

dealing with boys. 

starbuckers:

I wish my name was brad so that I would be 75% rad

opunminded:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you got puns hun

fortheloveofotps:

im so angry my brother lost the copy of harry potter we had from the year i was born

we had that book for 16 years old and he lends it to some girl and she never returns it

im pissed

queensuperwholock:

gingergiggles:

paimon001:

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

He was never meant to escape.

…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young