Deepest thing that has ever been televised by Cartoon Network
i beg to differ
thanks bathtub fish
Police officers rescued the little pup from an abusive owner. And then one adopted her.
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
last night i found the most perfect christmas card of all time
i bought it, but i am keeping it for myself.
damn boy are you the terms and conditions because i don’t give a fuck what you have to say.
Zoomed out while taking a picture of my Christmas tree
[ CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIES ]
from my rotten body flowers will grow
and I am in them, and that is eternity
I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
Who brought this back
I honestly think that crying over a book is one of the most prominent sign of compassion for humanity. You’re crying over someone who isn’t really there, doesn’t really exist, but you still feel for them as if you have known them your entire life.