"you still there, bruh?"
"yeah, i’m still here."
fun fact: that’s actually why otters hold hands/paws while sleeping
people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS
I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE
is your caps lock broken or are you really this passionate about milk
milk is the only thing i have left
parental figure: “sit like a lady”
the biggest blackest dick
OH MY GOD LOOK AT THEM ALL JESUS CHRIST
look at the one just sitting all proper on the couch
I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN
boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak
#dont even get me started on bikini waxing
dealing with boys.
I wish my name was brad so that I would be 75% rad
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you got puns hun
im so angry my brother lost the copy of harry potter we had from the year i was born
we had that book for 16 years old and he lends it to some girl and she never returns it
there are nice americans
there are rude americans
there are nice brits
there are rude brits
there are nice canadians
there’s justin bieber
Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.
He was never meant to escape.
…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots