I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires.
“whats a movie”
we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones
My only talent is breathing
I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron”
Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?
this scares me a little
What does it mean when the first word I saw was door.
my essay isn’t done but i sure am
Neolithic amber bear, dated between 1700 B.C. and 650 B.C.
thought this was a new kind of gummy bear for a second
It’s a million laughs around the Science Bros
it took me a while to figure out what was wrong
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!