I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET FOREVER.
me: *throws shade*
mom: pick it up now
tiny little turn ons:
- people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk
- catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made
- people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go
- somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking
Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins
OH MY GOD
How our generation will be at 85+
me rn tbh
THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
I don’t know where to even start
with some lube
we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.
but not by the pizza guy