trisarahdactyl:

michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

“whats a movie”

#’fuck you im not going into another theater’

blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

darbesaurus:

whorville:

My only talent is breathing

I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron”

mollaythesassay:

puta-madre91:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?


this scares me a little


What does it mean when the first word I saw was door.

mollaythesassay:

puta-madre91:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?

this scares me a little

What does it mean when the first word I saw was door.

ravclaw:

my essay isn’t done but i sure am

sherlockismyholmesboy:


Neolithic amber bear, dated between 1700 B.C. and 650 B.C. 

thought this was a new kind of gummy bear for a second

sherlockismyholmesboy:

Neolithic amber bear, dated between 1700 B.C. and 650 B.C.

thought this was a new kind of gummy bear for a second

maquisleader:

It’s a million laughs around the Science Bros

dutchster:

it took me a while to figure out what was wrong

dutchster:

it took me a while to figure out what was wrong

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

ik-zie-u-graag:


I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

cumber-tardis:

Jesus take the wheel

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Whoa there Jesus